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Monday, January 23rd, 2006
12:43 pm

Frank Iero Plz (12:37:46 PM): can i shovel?
Dad (12:40:51 PM): I think I just had a minor heart attack

(Et tu, Brute?)

Wednesday, December 28th, 2005
11:11 pm

"I look stupid. College made me look stupid." -Kelly, 11/23

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Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
4:01 pm

Dad (4:00:09 PM): i need to go to lowes tonight to get mouse trays and insulation for the a/c's to stop the bugs from coming in then to the apartment for a bit do you guys want to come?
Frank Iero Plz (4:00:28 PM): is there food involved in this?

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Sunday, June 26th, 2005
12:27 am

So, we're driving to KD's party.

Dad: Where does she live.
D: Go down...this street.
Dad: Dead end.
D: Shit. It was the other one.
Dad: DEBRA! You can't go through life like this!
D: ....not knowing where her house is?
Dad: Wait.... Ya. No.... Forget it.

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Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
2:41 am

"There is no force more powerful than that of an unbridled imagination."
~ The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay pg 272

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Sunday, March 27th, 2005
4:51 pm

Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.


Jessica: Okay, I'm gonna pass this around so you guys can introduce yourself.
Frank: Hi, my name is Frank.
Jessica: And you play?
Frank: Oh, I play guitar and I scream.

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Saturday, March 5th, 2005
6:31 pm

"Ew, Katlyn! Your feet smell like socks!" -Kathy, 8.

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Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
6:13 pm - I forgot about this

Pirate Captain: Yarr, now we bury the treasure.
Mate: Captain, I know we usually, uh, bury the treasure, but this time, why don't we try using it to buy things? You know, things we like.
(Captain shoots mate)

- The Simpsons

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Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
8:00 pm

Greg’s quirkiest quirk is that he’ll never let you know what he’s doing. He could be auditioning for the next Spielberg film and you’ll never hear a thing about it. Whereas me, I could be auditioning for a fifteen second Friskees commercial on the radio and I’ll tell the whole world.

- Chris Pratt, "Everwood"

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Monday, February 14th, 2005
8:39 am

Emily Van Camp on one thing Gregory Smith is in total denial about:

"His driving? He is the worst driver, I swear, especially in the snow which is kind of odd considering he is from Canada."

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Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005
9:24 am

I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west."

-Richard Jeni

Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.

-Paul Rodriguez

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9:23 am

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim".

- Paula Poundstone

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Monday, January 24th, 2005
6:40 am

Dad: Deb. Don't you have off this week?
D: (That doesn't start till tomw) ...Sure!
Dad: Why are you dressed?
D:: I...don't know....

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Wednesday, January 19th, 2005
10:31 am


Inspector Clouseau: Any more behaviour like this and I'll have your stripes!

(said to a cop disguised as a zebra)

From The Pink Panther

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Sunday, January 16th, 2005
9:18 pm

Peter: I cried like a baby when you played Cinderella!
Mary Jane: *deadpan* Peter, that was first grade...


current mood: amused

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5:44 pm - Two nifty rubber stamp thingies...

Art washes away the dust of every day life.
~ Picasso

Play in the warmth of the sun. Dance in the light of the moon.
~ random rubber stamp

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Tuesday, January 11th, 2005
6:53 am

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get aheadache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
-Drew Carey

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
-Jeff Foxworthy

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base."
-Dave Barry

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." --Bob

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner."
-Lynda Montgomery

"If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
-Johnny Carson

"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law."
-Jerry Seinfeld

"Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
-Warren Hutcherson

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan."
-A. Whitney Brown

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11:40 am

Greetings. I'm relatively new here. I harbour a plethora of priceless quotes that I've gathered from my friends. Teenagers say the darndest things. Here's a few gems to start the fun rolling and shit:

"This class is getting very sexual-racism"
-Some dude in my English classes response to the teachers' feminist remark

"Are they all gay?"
-A friend, on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

"Well...sex is on the menu"
-An entirely unprovoked musing from Trem

"Oh my god that's such a turn on"
-Trem, reading 'Safari-A Photographic Adventure through Africa'

"Oh fuck, that's arousing"
-Trem, reading 'Endangered Species'

current mood: hopeful

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Saturday, January 8th, 2005
5:16 pm

Gob's wife: I am in love with your brother-in-law.
Gob: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the Army?
Gob's wife: No, your sister's husband.
Gob: Michael? Michael!
Gob's wife: No, that's your sister's brother.
Gob: No, I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with... me. Me!
Gob's wife: I'm in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Gob's wife: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the Army.
Gob: To... be with your brother.
Gob's wife: No!

current mood: amused

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Friday, January 7th, 2005
12:29 am

"Uhh.... You wanna have sex and get married?"
-Billie Joe Armstrong

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