Gob: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the Army?
Gob's wife: No, your sister's husband.
Gob: Michael? Michael!
Gob's wife: No, that's your sister's brother.
Gob: No, I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with... me. Me!
Gob's wife: I'm in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Gob's wife: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the Army.
Gob: To... be with your brother.
Gob's wife: No!